Whale Wars?

PETA (I'm not going to spell it out, because I hate them), has posted this billboard in Jacksonville, FL. Now, normally I disagree with PETA. I think they are dumber than any Demoncrate could ever be, unless of course they are both :-) Which they all are. But in this case, I have to admit, they have a point.

Here's the deal, it is a proven fact that livestock (cows and pigs, etc...) produce more methane gas than any other source. Plus think about all the corn that they eat. If we could reduce their corn intake by 30, 40, 50% look at all the hungry people we could feed. So here is my compromise.

Instead of getting FAT people to go vegetarian, maybe we should just get them to eat (let's say 50%) less. Look at all the side effects:

1) We would slaughter less livestock which should make PETA happy.
2) We would have to raise less livestock.
3) With all the extra feed we are producing, we could reduce world hunger.
4) Less livestock equals less methane (green house gases) and we would not have to pass Cap and Tax/Trade.
5) Health care cost would go down and we would not have No' Bama Care forced down our throats.
6) I would not have to run to get in line first for Mickie D's in order to make sure they don't run out of food.

Damn sometimes I impress myself. See how everybody wins??? Maybe I should be Sec. of State? Bottom line is FAT people need to quit eating so much!!!