How To Make a Million

So I'm taking the baby home yesterday and we stop by Mickie D's for lunch. Then it hit me, how to make my first million. You don't work for it (not in the No' Bama age) you have to sue for it. The baby gets a chicken nugget happy meal and I get a dbl cheese burger and fries. I start to think, hey false advertisement. It is not a double cheese burger. It is a double Burger with cheese. It is two patties and one slice of cheese. Now, I have had about a thousand of these in the last 37 years so that is $1000.00 bucks plus all of the mental anguish that I have suffered since I have learned that it "really" isn't a dbl cheese burger. I mean it's horrible!!! As I'm counting my millions I realize that they have change the name. It is no longer called the dbl cheese burger (Damn I was beat to the punch). But, being the high speed super star that I am, I always have a back up plan. I get my dbl cheese burger for $1.19.... Wait it is on the dollar menu. But the price is a dollar nineteen. I'm thinking now is the time to sue. But I have only had a couple of these since the price has went up so not so much money.

The plan now???? I'm going though the drive though tomorrow for lunch. I'm going to order a cold coca cola. I'm going to put it between my legs and let it spill on my crouch. When my Johnson shrinks because of the cold, imagine my heart break, turmoil, and mental anguish. All because they don't have "caution contents are cold" printed on the cup. That has two mill written all over it. Watch out Ronald, I'm coming for you!!!